The Today Show loves stories of the impaled. Recently, it was a dog that got impaled by a barbecue fork.
As sad as that it, what the story actually accomplished was introducing us to a practitioner of Boomhauer.
That there dang lady has honed the practice. A perfect Boomhauer
Now here's a fellow, former graduate of our Learning Institute, who is just in the beginning stages of learning Boomhauer.