The Today Show loves stories of the impaled. Recently, it was a dog that got impaled by a barbecue fork.
As sad as that it, what the story actually accomplished was introducing us to a practitioner of Boomhauer.
Just watch:
That there dang old Chris Hansen of MSNBC's "Who's the Predator?" brings us another practioner. Though the Society does not sanction predator's of any kind, we do admire the promotion of another Boomhauer.